The bikes

2 x Riders Super Cub KN110's
Lifan 4 speed manual engines
4.5l Aux petrol tank
Bicycle Panniers
Pannier rack made in the shed
12v cigarette lighter socket
Front rack & Shopping basket
Safe Box
Spare Conti-Go (Crap in the wet, but last)
4x Water bottles

Seat designed to give you piles - now with added extra sheep.
Abscence of power / brakes / roadholding
Tingles your balls at 45mph.

3 comments:

  1. Excellent writing style!!...could you keep us updated with a pile development page?

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  2. What do you mean by "us"?

    Are you in one of those groups where you shark people from the internet into sending photos of their bumholes to you?

    I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, but I'm very flattered.

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    1. ...I represent the alliance of chocolate starfish gazers. Your efforts have been noted as "galliant"...have you any other RR's I may muse over?

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