Wednesday 3 September 2014

24 Hours in...

Well we’ve been in France 24 hours now, so time for an update. First night we camped in a farmers field next to some cows, tonight we have a ‘proper’ campsite somewhere south of Fye. It’s further down than Fi, but not as far as Fo or Fum.

So far we have smashed my iPhone, broken my Nook, set fire to half our cooking equipment (Our Chinese copy of a Primus stove boldly claims to be a ‘multifuel’ stove. Presumably this means that when you go to light the bastard thing, it actually sets fire to everything within a kilometre radius and tries to burn your face off, and when you do manage to cook with it, it makes everything taste of petrol. It’s a good job I didn’t take the ‘multifuel’ tagline seriously, else my porridge may well have tasted like faeces.)

AND the gold bike has lost it’s electricity. So you could say it’s going well!

On the flip side, we have both showered, so no longer smell like an aisle of cash converters.



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